Big Johnny is more impressed by the free marshmellow snowballs than the onset of Pseudo-Elvis

Gaggles of hotties carouse the Convention Hall, filling time between their next silicon treatment and strip show appearance...I think they work for someone too, some beer company promoting musicians. yeah right!! Titties and beer!

Big Johnny spins the wheel of Planned Parenthood...Condoms or Condominiums, you decide... Hi sweet hotties!

Big Johnny tanks up on goods from the Swedes, representin' at SXSW. yah, das goot! Vere's da Svedish hotties yah?

I can't remember what this booth was promoting, other than this pseudo-70's stylized chick and disco feverish atmosphere within. Nice pic of Johnny Chiba and Big Johnny P, eh?