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JOKES, SEX & DEATH

This girl told me I had penetrating eyes. "Oh yeah? Well in that case, let me see your ass"

What is Sophia looking at? Could it be Jayne's chesticular perpendiculars? Or maybe something else.... Click the eyes to find out....

Why is there no keyboard player in the Lesbian Jazz Band? "No pianist between us"

Say hello to Alligator Boy, a personal friend of Mike Diana

Model + Actress = Mattress

What do you call cheese that's not yours? "Nacho Cheese"

Where's the Itchy and Scratchy video? The best of The Simpsons..nuff said